Just a few things Jack says that will brighten your day :)
(Watching Tangled during the "I have a Dream" song)
Jack: Mom, I have a dream too.
Me: You do?
Jack: Yep. In my bed.
"My stinky feet taste DELICIOUS!!"
(Yelling from the bathroom) "HEY!! My poop went back into it's home! Come out poop!"
(He had the flu and I gave him some Ginger Ale) "Mom, please have more gingerbread man juice?"
"Where is my Bummy Rabbit book?"
"Mom, is that a cockarooster?"
"Mom, I don't eat your boob anymore like Lukey does."
"Brass monkey monkey, that funky monkey" (Yes, he does sing Beastie Boys)
(Saying prayers) "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you that Lukey came out of mom's tummy, thank you that Dad didn't fall down playing basketball, and thank you for my markers, Jesus Christ, Amen"
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7 comments:
So dang cute! He is going to grow up to be a genius!
Oh man, that bit about the poop is disgusting, yet hilarious. And I cried a little from laughing so hard when I read it.
Yep, I definitely laughed out loud. He's hilarious. I can't wait to enjoy his sense of humor as my son-in-law. :)
I LOVE Jack!! Can he please come and live with us?? Oh they are just the most entertaining people! : )
Awesome! Everything a child says should be written down because it is just too funny!
HAhahaha! Oh my gosh Jack is so cute, can he please come play with Natalie at our house?! Come to utah!
God bless markers.
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