Jackisms

Just a few things Jack says that will brighten your day :)

(Watching Tangled during the "I have a Dream" song)
Jack: Mom, I have a dream too.
Me: You do?
Jack: Yep. In my bed.

"My stinky feet taste DELICIOUS!!"

(Yelling from the bathroom) "HEY!! My poop went back into it's home! Come out poop!"

(He had the flu and I gave him some Ginger Ale) "Mom, please have more gingerbread man juice?"

"Where is my Bummy Rabbit book?"

"Mom, is that a cockarooster?"

"Mom, I don't eat your boob anymore like Lukey does."

"Brass monkey monkey, that funky monkey" (Yes, he does sing Beastie Boys)

(Saying prayers) "Dear Heavenly Father, thank you that Lukey came out of mom's tummy, thank you that Dad didn't fall down playing basketball, and thank you for my markers, Jesus Christ, Amen"

The Mansierre

Our sweet Luke has man boobs. Very, very cute man boobs. I always wanted a chubby baby!

He is also going bald, but that is a sensitive subject.


He is just so divine. If I didn't hate being pregnant, I would already be working on another one.


Jack's recent diaper freedom has caused us to give him a new nickname, "Butt Crack Jack". Has a nice ring, doesn't it? He has decided that he doesn't want to wear underwear. He just wants to go "Commano". Ahhhh, I can just picture Kindergarten...


What would I do all day without these two?

Ducks in a Row

Jack has certainly inherited many of our traits. Jay and I both like things organized. However we have very different organizational techniques. Turns out that Jack has his own organizational style as well. All of his toys have their specific place. His routine has to be done in a certain order. Any deviation can cause major problems. I have spent the last few months taking pictures of how Jack lines things up. He is very particular about how they line up. I find it amusing....Jay made me ask the Dr. about it. Turns out he is going to be just fine, in spite of his obsessive tendencies :)










Our neighbor gave us an old high chair/desk for Jack. Jay has big plans for painting and reupholstering it. So, we gave Jack the electric screwdriver and let him take it apart. It took him less than 5 minutes to get about 30 screws out.....then he lined up the pieces. I'm pretty sure he is going to grow up to be an engineer. However, if you ask him, he is going to grow up to be Wolverine.

Not For the Faint of Uterus

Warning: These videos will make you want to have a baby...or another baby.

He is so sweet he almost defrosts my frozen uterus.

If I could guarantee that all my future children would be as sweet as Luke, I would be like the Old Woman who lived in a shoe. No joke.







He is just such a love. However, he is really getting tired of the camera. I can't believe he gave me the finger.

Bayou Voodoo

Luke and I have acne. His is worse so I feel for him, but I am 28 and too old for this. I already went through puberty.

There was a lady that I went to massage school with. She was from Louisiana and had quite an interesting background. Anyway, I was complaining about a zit one day and she said, "Oh just wait until you have a baby! Then you will have the magic cure!". I asked her what she meant and she proceeded to tell me a home remedy for break outs from the bayou.

Are you ready for this??.....

"Take your baby's full pee diaper and wrap your face in it. That baby urine has serious power to get rid of acne!"

I want to know what sicko thought this up.

I still dry heave thinking about it. Thanks bayou voodoo, but I am probably going to stick with Proactiv.

Mother Appreciation Day

Jack just told me to go and get a job so that Jay could stay home with him. It's so nice to be appreciated.

At least Luke appreciates me....or at least my ability to lactate.

Luke's Blessing

Jay was able to bless Luke at church this past Sunday. The blessing was beautiful and Luke didn't make a peep. We were so grateful to have Scott and Hannah, and Scott and Jami travel in for it!

Luke is now 8 weeks old. Can you believe it?!?! He has a growing list of accomplishments...

1. He can wiggle
2. He can stare for a really long time without blinking
3. He can go cross eyed
4. He can fart louder than Jay
5. He can hold his head up
6. He can roll from his tummy to his back (He does it a lot, but I don't think he actually knows how because it scares the snot out of him every time he does it:)
7. Last but not least, he can spit up further than any baby I've ever seen.

I am such a proud mother :)



My sister-in-law Hannah made these little shoes and hat for Luke. Go visit her etsy site littlelizalynn.etsy.com Don't you love his little fat rolls on his legs?



Jack has made it 3 days in underwear without an accident!! Wahoo!! He finally decided that he wanted to pee in the potty. He will get up and say, "Be right back mom!" and head toward the bathroom. If I try to follow him he says, "Go away!". Apparently he just needed me to back off so he could do it himself. Yay Jack!