Christmas is more important than blogging

So, life hits pause when it is Christmas time. No blogging, no exercising and definitely no starting new projects (or finishing old ones....like Jack's stocking...poor kid.) We spent days making cookies, fudge, caramel chocolate things....oh the joy!! Not so joyous when I tried to get my jeans buttoned, though :) Shopping and Christmas parties, watching a million Christmas movies. Ahhhh, it just doesn't get any better than that.

When I was 4, on the drive into preschool, I asked my mom how Santa was going to get down our chimney that year since the fireplace was broken. She said, "Lindsay, your dad and I put the gifts under the tree. There isn't a Santa. We have Christmas to celebrate the birth of Jesus. But, you can't tell the other kids that there isn't a Santa because their parents will be mad at me". So, I cried all day at preschool, my teacher asked me what was wrong, I told her that my mom said I couldn't tell. I really wonder what was going through her mind. My mom is lucky that she didn't call Childrens Services. Haha! Anyway, while I am glad that my mom always stressed the importance of the real reason we celebrate Christmas, I still get a little sad about Santa not being real. Sooooo, you better believe that I am going to tell Jack that he is real. We are going to make cookies for him and leave them by the fireplace with milk and carrots for the reindeer. I am going to make Jay go outside and ring jingle bells....the whole shabang.

P.S. If your kids are old enough to know about the whole "No Santa" thing, Jack can't hang out with them until he is at least 10, so they don't spoil it for him. And if you tell your kids from the very beginning that there isn't a Santa, then Jack can't ever hang out with them because who knows what other weird things you non-believers are teaching your kids.

Here is Jack on Christmas morning going for the presents and the tree. Notice how it is barely light outside? A boy after my own heart....wakes up before the crack of dawn on Christmas morning. So happy I have already taught him so much :) Ha!


I think it was a little soon to have him open his own presents. He looks a little bewildered. I put him down for a nap and then opened his presents and put them in his toy box. So much for wrapping them :)


I saw these at a White Elephant party a few years ago and then Jami sent me the instructions to make them. Maxi Pad slippers!! Wahoo!! :) I took them to a Young Women white elephant gift exchange. They were a hit :)


Jack's love of hats.....


This is Jack's sweet new trick. It is a full on bridge. No hands. He balances on his head and feet. Apparently he is going to be a wrestler.


Lounging in his bouncy chair. Think he is getting a little big.


Have a very fun New Year!! Good luck with your resolutions that will last 2 weeks :)

Don't do anything that I wouldn't do :)

I Britney Spears'd Myself - minus the mental breakdown

My sister, the bomb hairstylist, was in town last weekend. When I am around her my courage about hair skyrockets and I usually do something I wouldn't do without her saying, "Oh come on you big sissy. If you want your hair like that, do it!" So.....I did it. I'm still getting used to looking more like a boy than a girl. I have really pulled out the big guns with jewelry and make-up so that people are not confused. But, I love changing it up. Now I just need to put some sweet color in it :) Any suggestions??

I tried to do my best pissed off Victoria Beckham look, but I couldn't keep a straight face. Tadah!



My Inspirations :)

Grandma almost got run over by a huge deer

Remember the crazy stampeding deer that almost skewered us? Well, here is the beast. He was in our backyard harassing some helpless little gal who obviously wanted little to do with him. I dont think he was catching her signals.



Thanksgiving was great! We had tons of family and tons of food! We can't wait for Jay's family to move back to Colorado someday so we can see both families for each holiday! We tried to get some family pictures for Christmas. As you can see below, our attepmts were pretty sad.

Yesterday we got a TON of snow! Probably about a foot. We almost couldn't get out of the driveway for my sister's new baby, Mya's, blessing. Luckily we made it!!! Isn't it gorgeous???? I love Christmas time :)

Here is Jack mauling little Mya.

Jack and Jay playing in the snow. I am a really bad mom....Jack doesn't have a coat or a hat on :)

Puke Patrol

Jack doesn't like ham. Not one little bit. Especially mixed with oatmeal and bananas. Can't say that I blame him, but I thought I would try anyway. He had his 6 month check up yesterday and he is in the 5th percentile for weight. The Dr. told me to try some new foods with him and try and fatten him up a bit. Well, ham was obviously the wrong decision. So, I have officially been inducted to the Puke Patrol Hall of Fame. Jay is a pansy and does not receive the same honor. Maybe next time he can help me clean it up without turning green and dry heaving :) On a brighter note, Jack is in the 90th percentile for height. He's gonna be a dunker.

Happy Thanksgiving to all! Jami, I will miss gossiping with you tomorrow during turkey bowl.

To the Twilight movie Naysayers

Let's just talk about the Twilight movie for a little bit. We ALL knew it wasn't going to be as good as the book and we ALL knew that any Edward they picked would never be sexy enough (no such being exists as far as I'm concerned...sorry Jay, even you have to agree)....so why focus on the negative? It's a movie about Twilight for heavens sake! It doesn't get much better than that! I must say that Robert Pattinson has really grown on me. I might even say he makes a decent Edward...even downright hot at times. Jay and I went to see it this afternoon and I thought it was great! Plus we saw it early enough that all of the 13 year old girls weren't out of school yet, so that was a plus. I was pretty excited I have to say. I hope they make enough money to keep it going. Although, I couldn't help but laugh at Peter Facinelli playing Carlisle. All I could think about was when he played Mike Dexter in Can't Hardly Wait. If you haven't seen the 90's classic, you should rent it. A top notch flick in my opinion :) On another movie note, they showed a preview for the new Harry Potter and I must say, that is going to be seriously sweet.

In other news, my mountain man husband is back and sporting a healthy looking beard. I must say, he looks pretty hot. Jack is thrilled to have him back and can't take his eyes off him. I think he is scared that he will leave again. I am happy to have my little family back together.

Go OU tomorrow. You are really going to need some luck.

Attack of the Killer Dear

We were on our morning walk the other day when we heard the thunder of hooves. We looked over and saw a HUGE deer running full speed toward us with his antlers down and ready to spear us. At the last moment he ran right around us and just kept on going. We looked behind him to make sure there wasn't a mountain lion or something chasing it. When we saw the coast was clear, we all gave a sigh of relief and went home to change our pants.

The other night Jack was getting fussy at dinner. My mom took him out of his high chair to settle him down. Suddenly, he was very calm, which made me look over at him. My mom had given him a chicken bone to chew on. No joke. Apparently we loved them as children and it gave us something to do during dinner. Personally I think it's a little degrading to treat children like animals, but it certainly kept him happy. No wonder I have an issue with chicken on the bone and only buy boneless/skinless chicken. Haha! Here's the proof.



Five more days until Jay gets home! Woohoo!! Here is what you are missing, babe.....

Adventures of a klutz

You know when you get the urge to do something really stupid? Today I indulged one of those urges. I went running...in the snow. Yes. RUNNING. Mind you, I kept to our property so that I wouldn't be exposed for public mockery. Anyway, after about a 1/10 of a mile, I tripped on a log, nearly decapitated myself, got a snowflake in the eye, and walked back home. Maybe I should take a break from extreme sports. Perhaps try something stationary...maybe one that involves a mat and the floor. The Stairmaster might even be a bit risky.